And no, I shall never, EVER wear skinny jeans! Or thick-framed glasses! Or . . . I could go on.
My name is Robert.
1. To me, that emoticon is the textual equivalent of that late-twenties beer-gut douchebag call to his friends in backwards hats across the bar whenever someone says something that could mildly be taken for a sexual reference. Or plainly, "AY-Oh!"
2. My aversion to skinny jeans does not lead to a dislike of thick-framed glasses. My profile explicitly states my attraction to nerds and my obsession with Buddy Holly.
3. I like how you list two totally unrelated things and then feign the potential to keep listing things I may or may not find repulsive/attractive.
4. Who puts spaces in between their ellipses?
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