Goodbye, See Ya, Lates

Hi, good evening, how are you doing? You know, something about your profile tells me you are really interesting and we do have quite a few things in common.  You seem so down to earth.  Can I ask you out? We might like each other.  Stay peaceful.  

Whoa.  I just got a message from Vaughn from Community, complete with the three part greeting.  It's a little charming, but I already went through my hippie phase in my first year of college.  I broke up with him when he switched his major to philosophy.  So no, OKC Vaughn, you can't ask me out.  But I will tell you what it is about my profile that makes you think I might be interesting:  its fucking interesting.