Hi. We have stuff in common. Yes... I did put "adventure" in my profile. Do you see that word a lot? I don't care. Yes, I like adventures. I like the craziness of them, ok?
I can only assume this is what he thinks is the imaginary other side of this conversation:
-Ugh, no we don't. Did you put "adventure" in your profile?
-No, I never see that word because no one's dumb enough to use it. It's fucking stupid.
-Do you mean to tell me that you actually like adventures?
-That's so lame. What could you possibly like about adventures?