Control + V

hey lovely girl u look beautiful and adorable 
i like ur cool personnality how are u

Obviously, I'm lovely, beautiful, adorable and cool.  Why bother asking, bro?

Common Ground

We have so much in common!  All of those TV shows you listed are my favorites as well. 

Any plans for the weekend? I’m thinking of going to MoMA to see the abstraction exhibit. 

~Carl

I can't really complain about this because I do specify that I'm looking for someone who is funny.  Stating we have a lot in common and then saying you're going to MoMA and signing your name with a tilde is pretty hilarious.

Very Interesting...

Hey there. You seem really cool. I like your pic and profile. If your interesting mssg me back :-)

Personal conflict.  I think I'm a pretty interesting gal, but the last thing I want to do is mssg this guy back.  

There are 1348 tech companies in NYC

I like 20's mimic you did. You might be interested in knowing that I'm starting a new tech job. It's very much laid back compared to my old job. Do you work at Experian by chance? -George 

Smile!

I love your profile. It's nice to see someone who also likes Calvin and Hobbes and mst3k. I'm also a huge fan of a Game of Thrones, but I like the books better. Most of all I like your smile, it's really cute. 
Randy

Seriously, Randy?  You like my smile better than my profile?  No big deal, it only describes my personality, hobbies, interests and aspirations.  My smile is pretty fucking awesome, but even I don't think it's better than Calvin and Hobbes, MST3K and Game of Thrones.  For one thing, Calvin's smiles are way better than mine:

Just Stop.

I'm trying to come up with a witty message in hopes to get you to read this, make a good impression, and come across charming enough for you to message me back. So far I've got....hi I'm Todd.

After I read this I wrote in my profile:  I'm smart and funny.  You should be too.

Goodbye, See Ya, Lates

Hi, good evening, how are you doing? You know, something about your profile tells me you are really interesting and we do have quite a few things in common.  You seem so down to earth.  Can I ask you out? We might like each other.  Stay peaceful.  

Whoa.  I just got a message from Vaughn from Community, complete with the three part greeting.  It's a little charming, but I already went through my hippie phase in my first year of college.  I broke up with him when he switched his major to philosophy.  So no, OKC Vaughn, you can't ask me out.  But I will tell you what it is about my profile that makes you think I might be interesting:  its fucking interesting.