Backwards

Hey Want to have a good time?  I love Catch22.

What?  Don't we usually talk about books before you proposition me?

And then I remember that I'm on a free dating website

you gave me a broner

I have no words.  He has no punctuation.

Hey, hope you have a great weekend!

Hey, thanks!


Hey, Nice profile!

...Hey, thanks!

OKC. The new Ambien.

I have named two of my plants. One I took off the set of a Queen Latifah movie, I call it Dana. The other is some kind of monster fern with sharp leaves(?) that an ex girlfriend was terrified of, so I anthropomorphized it to make it even scarier. I call it Henry. I have a palm tree that is dying so if I don't name it, it won't be as sad when I leave its husk on the curb. And a ficus who hasn't displayed enough individual character to be named yet. 

Are you still there? 

Not even funny

You're neat. I would go for sexy but you're going to have to work for it. Anyway you seem like a pretty cool person, I'd love to get together sometime and let you cook for me.

I had a good laugh about this with some friends.  Then I thought that this must have worked on some poor gal at some point, and I got really sad.  

So...there's that.

Hi! 

I'll be brief, and perhaps a breath of fresh air in that I'll also be forward, but not gross in my forwardness- I think you're very attractive, and you seem like a cool person, and I'd really like to hang out sometime in a romantic capacity and get to know you. 

So... there's that. 

If you're interested, I'm Adam!

Hey Adam, better hurry up and figure out what you are if I'm not interested!

Kind of adorable.

There is much to like about the things on your profile has to say, but I the standouts for me were your mentions of queen, catch 22, and hoodies. Three of my favorite thing as well. Are you from NYC? I cannot wait to get there, and I wish I didn't have to do all of these ridiculous things I have to do before I have to get to leave. 

Awww guy!  Improving your English isn't ridiculous!