My drill's name is Romeo.

do you think it's sexist when you tell people you're a carpenter and they "really that's so cool"?

Something tells me the original draft of this message was "You're really a carpenter? That's so cool!"

It's ok, Mister, I've gotten far more degrading messages on this site that have nothing to do with my carpentry skills. You're good!

wait. maybe this is super weird!

Hey there,

How are you? I just saw your page and thought I'd say hi since you are really attractive. I'm in an open relationship and hoping to meet someone cool. Hope that's not super weird. Anyway, how's your week going?

I like his solitary reason for saying hi, but I have this funny feeling that he wasn't referring to my judgement when he said "Hope that's not super weird," but rather repeating that to himself over and over again when he's sitting at home alone thinking about his open relationship while his girlfriend is out sleeping with other guys.

ima personally offended by your bad grammar

ima personal trainer u?

Aw, I'm not a personal trainer. Oh, shoot! We don't have anything in common! Let's just leave it at that.

Whoa there, fella!

I named my houseplant Eddie.
I do not, nor am I wearing, nor will I ever, wear skinny jeans :)
I also love Sam Cooke.
Giddy up.

this was a perfectly acceptable message until the last three syllables. Creeeeeeeepy!

I would actually like to see Pee Wee rock some skinny jeans...

Your profile is the best one I have ever read! You seem super cool. Also I skinny jeans pish I haven't even owned a pair of jeans for over 10 years. D:

This is actually kind of sweet, but if the age on your profile is correct, you wore skinny jeans when you were 16 in 2001 and that's just a little weird. Unless that just means that you were skinny when you were 16 and therefore your jeans then can be classified as skinny jeans because they were "skinnier" than they are now. Because you're kind of fat now. and you kind of look like Pee Wee Herman. And according to your emoticon your mouth is above your eyes and that creeps me out.

make it easy on yourselves boys. From now on, just say "you are."

Sweet lord; you look like your 12.

Holy Jesus, you have the grammar of a 6 year old!

Emoticons are NOT an acceptable replacement for the entire body of your message.

Hi, I'm Josh

:)

Oh and I hate Skinny Jeans

Is it just me, or is there something missing here?