Wednesday, February 6th, 6:48pm
Hi there :-D
What's your name?
I especially like your photo of you and your self made Art Deco design behind you. You did a cool job with the black tape, definitely succeeded with the Art Deco design and I'm a big fan of Art Deco... That 1920s mystery game sounds like fun to. Also like your taste in music; haven't met many other people in our generation who even know who Sam Cooke was (and I like to think that I've got pretty eclectic friends). I know Sam Cooke is corny but what can I say sometimes I'm just in the mood you know?
Anyway, you seem like a really cool gal and I really like that picture of you and a power drill ;-). So what ya say we go out and get to know each other and maybe see if any sparks fly...? Or perhaps you'd prefer to get to know each other first via email or phone? I think it's better to get to know each other in person but I'm flexible when it comes to pace :-) If you would like to go out we can do anything you want, we can go take a walk in the moonlight, rob a bank ;-), go dancing, so long as what we do is fun :-)
I think we just might have a lot of fun together.
- Maximus
Wednesday, February 6th, 7:07pm
I see you were just looking at my profile. It was under construction until just now... :-)
-M
Thursday, February 28th, 6:12pm
Hey there,
How'd you like to go out sometime, get to know each other, maybe see if any sparks fly?
I'm up for anything, a stroll in the moonlight, robbing a bank ;-), going dancing, so long as it's fun.
- Max
Three messages. Three variations of a signature. Seven emoticons. Two uses of the phrase "maybe see if any sparks fly" and two suggestions for us to get together and rob a bank winky-face.
My name is Bland, what's yours?
Your message is just as good as your name. This has to be a case of asshole-who-named-you-fulfilling prophecies.
wow! beauty with brain. I am a high school teacher with heaviest accent in NYC. It seems we live not far from according to OKcupid...if you are interested to make sandwich between my brain and your good look forever or get to know each other or check out my good look[ according to my mom] please please write me back.
Hi, Great Profile ! I see we have some ideas and views in common, so I thought I'd send you a message... If you want to communicate or maybe get together and meet, just say "Hi", that's a start, right !?
I'd really like to know more... Take care
I would really like you to know more, too...about how to send a woman a nice message.
Hello,
How are you doing? I hope all is well.
How's your search coming along on the site?
I kind of wish this was the OKC robot checking in on my online dating experience, but it wasn't. Either way, a response with a link to this blog would have been absolutely appropriate.
Hi,
You seem really cool and I think we have a lot in common. You
have a really nice girl next door look. Take a look at my profile and if you feel the same let me know.
I took a look. He doesn't have a really nice girl-next-door look. So I didn't let him know.
Lets cut to the point. I think your really hot and since the cold weather is here for a while I was curious to see if you would be interested in getting together with me and warming up....I mean hot chocolate of course.
Nope. Nope. Nope, nope, nope. I would rather freeze to death. Or just go get a hot chocolate by myself.
