I find it funny how the whole small world thing kicks in sometimes, I just purchased a soda machine that basically carbonates water.
Jack
Though I appreciate the thoroughly scientific description of a seltzer machine, I don't think that you purchasing one and then clicking through countless profiles until you come across a girl who likes seltzer hardly constitutes as a situation in which you would use the phrase "small world."
Perhaps if you bought a seltzer machine from a thrift store that was covered in glitter and you were dismayed to find it was missing one button that was vital to its function and my profile woefully lamented the lack of seltzer in my life since my seltzer machine was stolen from me by a mob of crazy glitter creatures who left me clutching one button when they tore it violently from my panicked grip, THEN we would have a small world situation on our hands. But just owning a seltzer machine? Unfortunately for me, not so much.
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