05.24.2011

I’m Terrance. There doesn’t seem to be an un-awkward way to introduce myself over the internet. Is there a story behind the sidewalk chalk or is it just the usual stash? I also feel like I should mention: I don't own a pair of skinny jeans.

I know he used it as an adjective, but un-awkward just became my new favorite verb. Let me use it in a sentence:

My fly was open, so I un-awkwarded the situation and just took off my pants.

OR

Why don't you un-awkward this by leaving me a big tip after placing your order to my boobs.

OR

Terrence, if I respond to you, will you reply with some confidence and un-awkward our conversation?