Seriously. The blanket has to be cashmere and shirtless men dressed in ancient Roman attire have to be feeding me grapes.

Good morning ,is it true you care for a small picnics?
I'm Will

For the record, my profile says nothing about picnics. He was just being presumptuous. Turns out I do care for picnics, especially ones that are vaguely singular, but only if they are lavish. So close, Will, and yet so far.